Life's Laugh: Life's Laugh: Who's the Animal Title-Holder

Life's Laugh: Life's Laugh: Who's the Animal Title-Holder

Life's Laugh: Who's the Animal Title-Holder

Life's Laugh: Who's the Animal Title-Holder

Who's the Animal Title-Holder



World's Largest Dog

Hercules




Moose



 Kell, an English Mastiff owns back the title as the heaviest dog in the world after Moose, another Mastiff from New Jersey, died at the age of 10.



  

Iowa-borned Belgian draught horse, Radar

World's tallest horse

 6ft 71/2in from hoof to shoulder

 Mount Pleasant, Texas. 

Weight: 2,400lb

Food consumption: 20 gallons of water a day and 18lb of grain.

Big Cow Chilli

Biggest Cow titleholder

                                                        Height at 6ft 6inches  and weighs a little over a ton 

Largest Pig

Liaoning Provincial Agricultural Museum, China 

2.5 metres long, had a waistline of 2.23 metres and a tusk of 14.4 centimetres long

World's Biggest Catfish

 Mekong River,  but part of Thailand

Measured about 2.7 meters and weighed 646lb. 

       

Guinness World Records is Gibson

42.2 inches (more than more than 7 feet tall)

breed: Harlequin Great Dane

Another Hercules, hybrid cross between a male lion and a female tiger

serves the right to the title, World's Biggest Cat

 



World's Biggest Stingray (Thailand)



Most Beloved Dogs (in Statistical Order)

Shih Tzu

This is a pet reared by monks in Tibet. It's a cross between Pekingese and Tibetan mountain dogs and/or ancient Chinese breed which has a short muzzle and long dense coat.

From the towering mountain trails of Tibet, it was introduced to the courts of emperor (as believed dating back from peasant-turned-to-emperor Zhu Yuanzhang).
How it was known all over the globe dated back after the World War II. From China, Shih Tzu was introduced to Europe by merchants, traders, soldiers and travellers and eventually was brought home as a prized pet by American armies.

Shih Tzu is a very ideal pet for people who have allergies since it has hypoallergenic coat. Not only that it looks so regal, but also it proves less supervision since it just stays within the corners of the room. Maintenance on its coat is a must, though; otherwise, you might just end up cutting its beautiful hair.

Poodles

Poodles hail from Germany. They are very intelligent, if not, the most intelligent dog breed. They easily learn from simple household chores to a little more complexities of things if shown number of times. They really have good retentive memory and be able to apply it as their own skill, either trained or observed.

Their coats are not naturally fluffy ball-shaped. It is just loved as a pet and to create sexiness and cuteness in them, owners found a cut that fits their glance to steal glances.

This old breed dog comes in three varieties: standard, miniature and toy. Miniature and Toy poodles come from the ancient standard size. Science has its natural way of creating variations for one purpose or another.
It was originally trained to be a water dog for retrieving game fowl. Over the decades, it is then seen as versatile pet due to its sharpness to training, hence, a good companion.

Dachshunds

Do you ever wonder why hotdogs are such called?

'Blame it to Dachshunds not for anything else but the name.
In the 1950s, a German guild of butchers made huge sausages. One of the members, had a popular dachshund. In just a short period, sausages were popularly called "dachshund sausages."
Two of the guild members went to the United States and introduced these huge sausages. They are the first businessmen for hotdogs."
The etymology was developed when Harry Stevens, owner of a refreshment concessionaire and he who made doggies during baseball games, vendored "Get your red-hot dachshund sausages!"
Back to dachschunds, they are short-legged, elongated hound breed but fierce and nimble. Ultimately, they are loyal, mischievous, happy dogs. Training is a challenge, however.
 

 
Bulldogs

Despite of their squashed, cantankerous wrinkly face, they are gentle and kind dog breed. Bulldogs are good pets for the family since they are easily trained, can get along well with other pets and full of exuding energy. They have a tendency to be lonely so much time can help to devote to them. Their flattened noses, however, make them susceptible to overheating in warm weather. Anyway, they strikingly require attention.
Aside from being an excellent family pet, they also serve a dog guard, but do not generally attack people.

Boxers


It is a compact medium-sized short-haired brindled, fawn, white or red dog of a breed originating in Germany. Contrasting traits are known for it: it's used for dog fighting but it's also popularly known as an affectionate pet to the family. They love bonding with the family and are very protective to them, but they also enthusiastically welcome visitors.
Boxers are the dog breed prone to blondeness.





Beagle

Beagles are the power-snuffers. Of all the breed of dogs, they have the excellent nose. They easily track a scent and will follow it. So, 'better yet to confine them in an area with borders, otherwise, in a split of second, you would be looking for them.


Beagles are also one of the least maintained breeds. As long as they have space to roam, and lot to howl, everything goes smoothly.

Golden Retrievers

It is a dog with powerful appearance. They have long hair and tail which never curled nor carried between their legs. That speaks of their confidence. The breed is made for water retrieval or fun. Other than that, they are good companion of the blind and superb hunter due to the blend of their coat with the environment. 

Golden Retrievers do not attack people but for burglars, they howl loudly as a sign of unwelcome visitors.

Yorkshire Terriers

The long-silky hair of Yorkshire terrier needs regular grooming. This breed is a good house pet because of its size and its coat. It occasionally sheds of.
Yorkshire is also an ancient breed whose origin in not known. But it became a famous pet among English.
They are mainly indoor dogs who require less space to roam. It's an ideal pet for small houses.





 



German shepherd
First breeds of dogs commercially trained as police, guard and military dogs are the German shepherd.

Because of its stature, well-muscle build and appearance, this dog has been picked to police. And almost always, it gives a first and lasting impression that it's a strong dog. Indeed, the breed is naturally aggressive so considerable time of training is mandatory to achieve proper character.
Having German shepherd is not really ideal so long as the socialization with family starts from birth.


 
  
   

 

Labrador retriever

Labrador Retriever is originally from Newfoundland, Canada used for hunting and was brought to the United States. Like all other dogs, they are exceptional family dog, being affectionate, patient sweet and pleasant. They have a friendly temperament well-suitable to active youngster.

They also need muscular exercise for health reason since they are prone to hip and elbow dysplasia.

As how it was meant before for fowl game, they love water.

Constant brushing is also needed, though, they do not shred often.

Gay Animal Countdown: Gay Gone Wild

Guianan Cock

This dazing male Guianan Cock is perching gay bird. Homosexuality is not chosen, though. It is a nurture and nature of how its kind communicates.



A statistics of male population associates with their own gender. It may also seem alarming to human, like humans, a fraction of the bird population may not even fly out with female Guianan Cock. At least this rendezvous does not endanger their species. It's just their way of life.

Gray Whales

They are huge and social animals capable of intricate and complex communication. However, multifarious their way thru the waves is not clear how their communication brought in a perplexing level of gay whales. It's even exciting that this would involve group of males, not two but as many as four or five or however there are available males in the school. How they do their ways apply to how heterosexual whales perform:  splashing, slipping side-to-side, rubbing fins and bellies and all parts including their genital parts.



Walruses

Not much is known about the walrus since the animals inhabit some of Earth’s most remote places. But researchers are beginning to observe some remarkable things about walrus behavior: not only are they very musical, but they are also very gregarious and sexual. Matthew Brunwasser reports. Sexual maturity commences at about four years from birth. One male may have as many female walruses within his reach. Masochism is very perceptible with them. Nonetheless, before the height of their male-female contact, homosexuality is reached during the early years of sexual development: the 4th year.  Male walruses do not end this behavior, though, at the breeding seasons since like almost all animals, they would rub each other and accompany each other in hunting, feeding and sleeping.

Swan

Swans would be an interesting focus in birds. They are the stealers and the surrogates. In homosexuality, male swans are fidel. The couple would stick together for number of years. Now, this does not do away their desire to have ducklings of their raise. They steal nest from other hetero swan couples and hatch these eggs as their own. Male couple takes turn with the nest. No sole one plays the role a female but both.


On some atypical occasions, one male would copulate with a female swan until she lays her eggs. Thereon, the male swan along with his male mate assumes the nest and drives away the female.

Antelopes

Antelopes are out of the ordinary homosexuality in the wild. This involves mostly females. Mating season is when mounting with other female antelopes is observed. One slithers to another one's behind close enough to the genitalia. Foreplay takes the course until mounting culminates the activity. Ultimately, homosexuality only shows to female antelopes but no records show anything from the male antelopes.

Giraffes

In its height and posture, giraffes are considered the tallest land mammal and animal. It is the neck that causes their unsurpassed height, tall enough for their diet. They needed to reach plants towering the savanna. History says they use to wear average length of neck but due to survival, evolution shaped them as how they loom the horizon.

Eventually, sexual activities also involve their neck. It has more nerves for sensations to find their balance and ways through the woods. Therefore, it is also the body part that is filled with mirth or pleasure. About 5% of male giraffes participate in neck titillating with its own gender kind.

Bottlenose Dophins

Marine animals like the bottlenose dolphins are generally genial animals. Like the gray whales, splashing and slipping are commonly palpable with homosexual bottlenose dolphins.  One thing that keeps them apart from the usual marine wild is their oral stimulation they exercise. Using their snout, they would rub and touch the erected penis of another male companion as they stream the waves. A 50-50 statistics (in percentage) is observed between homosexual to heterosexual activities in them.

Bison

 

American bison has a 1-time annual breeding season. That means that female bisons are readily and submissively partake in the copulation just once and only once every year. This is what is causing male American bisons to divert their sensation to other male bisons. Male couple could engage in several heterosexual activities everyday as oppose to female biological availability.




Macaques

Macaques can be found throughout Asia and Northern Africa, hence, winning them the title as the most widely dispersed genus of nonhuman primates. Another science use of macaques is the experimentation facilitating to AIDS research.It is the female macaques which are recognizably adoptive to regular and daily genital stimulations at many times from their own kind. They demonstrate their satisfaction brought about by genital stimulation thru cackling loud noise.
Surprisingly, they are monogamous creatures.

Bonobos

Banobos are the most sensational primates if one sees how they perform sexual encounters.  Why is that so? One banobo lays down facing the mate and the other one pins him/her down vis-à-vis. For lack of better terminology, this is called "Missionary Position" among ourselves. (May I excuse if any kind of vulgarity is presented? It's for science and layman's understanding).    As is considered one of the closest relatives to Homo sapiens, they exhibit sexual likeness for homosexuality. Oral and anal sexual activities are documented among male Banobos; yet a staggering 75% of female Banobos are engaging to homosexuality. 

My Choice is my Happiness

It has never struck my mind that I’ll be a relationship person come this days. But I am or should I say, I was. Let’s delimit my definition of a relationship:
Relationship\-shən-ˌship\ - the state of being affectionate to same/opposite gender for romance.

I won’t deny the fact that I was so engrossed to an affectionate romance inside-out. It was recently that I have engaged myself in such manners of showing love not only to my better half but also to my family. I thank my “ex-s“ because they became the instrument why I have a better dealing with my family now. But as always the case, relationship doesn’t last long, or at least, factors make relationship not last long. It’s a tribulation I hate the most in this affair. Break-up ends up cunningly, dreadfully, adversely…huh, say what you want. It whiles to weeks, months or years before the party/-ies involved could say, “I have moved on.” Worse comes to worst when the unfortunate lover clings to lies that hope is there, as such, this is just a test of faith and love; but to no avail, it’s the end. Say, it’s the end that is, parting ways, no more chance, to one’s own life, etc.

Moving on.
This is like a purgatory of love. It’s a brink of honesty, lies, delusion, reality, deceit to one’s emotional state. Matter-of-factly, it’s a breakdown of one’s senses.

‘Been there.’
You know, if you really loved someone so dear and unconditionally, it’s so hard to move one. I recall myself saying a piece before that in love (relationship), there is always the one who really loves more than the other loving him back. What if you were the former? What if you were the one who loved more than your partner? That is so painful. It kills you every moment of your life and it’s so hard disengaging yourself from the recalls of your experiences. You’ll never know what to do and what you can do to yourself. It’s devastation.

After a while…

A relief…

Blissful mind…

Tranquility…

I like that fact that everything has its pros and cons, like in a relationship. It’s a wheel to deal; sometimes, you’re up, the other times, your down. It’s where and when you grow up, becoming more mature individual, wiser than they thought of you.
I learn and I become stronger with experience. But admittedly, I am ignorant with love. However smart you are, you’ll breakdown with love. But look on the brighter side. It’s a learning experience that one can be proud of, beating the winds of change, the bustles of emotions and the likes.
If you ask me, though, “Are you willing to have another relationship?”
No. I’m afraid.
I know, I learn; but I’ll pass.
Not for now. I’m just happy being my own. I learn how to love myself more than ever.
Till the next time…

I Love You, It's Over

They say that in a relationship, one gives the most of himself, i.e., one gives the utmost love while the other reserves something. Hence, it can never be on the same extent of love. This is, as they claim, love. Who are they? People in loved, thus, blame it to experience.
Relationship is never always a cloud 9 experience. It may be almost always, but never at all times. Besides, as they say, two people will never grow together in a relationship if they won’t struggle at all. It’s just a fairytale, an artificial celebration of bond. A plastic, so to speak. During the lowest of lows in a relationship, both or any of the parties may decide unwisely; or maybe, because of the spur of moment, reckless decision commences by both or one party. Let me be bias to the underdog. Say, he is the one who’s giving everything to his partner, thus, decides to keep the relationship going. In other words, he’s the unreserved lover. But alas! The other partner is firm with his decision.
“Let us call this an end.”
Would you imagine how devastating to him that everything ends up to nothing however hopeful he is?
It’s a sad story that merely thinking of it makes me want to stay single in status. Now, the almost-perfect lover, the former, does everything to "found" the relationship back. For whatever reason/s, the other doesn’t want to push through. Let us just give him the benefit of the doubt. Come several days, weeks and months from the break-up and nothing changes his mind to rebuild the warmth of love with this underdog lover. On the hand, he takes all the measures to delight him, thinking and hoping that he would love him again.
Several months have passed, worse has engulfed the situation. The latter flirts around while he stays steadfast to him….. Then one day, he came back to his senses. He knew that he has drastically engaged himself to all ways and means of winning back the downfallen relationship.. He is decided now. It’s finally goodbye.

Love is not Waste

Why does one can't get over someone in a snap of a finger?
Why does he cry over spilt milk? Huh, cliché.
Why do you falter on a shuttered relationship?

You care; you love; I know!

He is not your life, though.

Who are you before you were with him? You were someone who was, probably, a nobody or somebody. Regardless, you had a life.

Relationship is relative; and I’m not in the position to push these pieces of advice.

I may be speaking for a person who is dear to me; but by Jove, it all boils down to atonement of life, self-punishment, squandering one’s self to unproductive life!

There is a life after demise.

Move on.

Accept it.

Easy said than done, eh. It’s another cliché.

You don’t have to be a loser like me before. It’s not about cynicism. It’s about realistic approach to almost anything…to love, particularly.

I’m not a love doctor. What drives me to impart this unsolicited advice is that I’ve seen many relationships fall apart, lovers go astray, lovers disheartened; and it’s just so sad to think that life becomes useless. It seems that everything fall apart. Their world is love; and once love (lover) is lost, the other party doesn’t know what to do.

It’s really hard to move on. I’m also speaking for myself. I was even at the verge of destroying my life, i.e., suicide. I just realized how I stupefied myself for such an ordeal.

Nonetheless, I survived.

You, too, can survive this torment.

How would you do it?

It’s relative. You know yourself. It’s you who can answer that question. As I’ve said, I’m just imparting my observation, my experience, someone else’s, hoping that this would be a counsel to you. You can reached me at this blogspot, though, if you want to dig in what you have…

Punto sa Pag-ibig

Galing kay Bob Ong


1. “Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka niya.”
2. “Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.”
3. “Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.”
4. “Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”

5. “Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”
6. “Kung maghihintay ka ng lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo… Dapat lumandi ka din.”
7. “Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.”
8. “Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.”
9. “Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka… Kaya quits lang.”
10. “Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.”
11. “Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.”
12. “Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima , sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totoong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka.”
13. “Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority.”
14. “Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili niya.”
15. “Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo.”
16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala.”
17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan.”
18. “Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lang yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!”
19. “Pakawalan mo yung mga bagay na nakakasakit sa iyo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Wag mong hintayin ang araw na sakit na lang ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo.”
20. “Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang mga taong malalapit sa iyo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”
21. “Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal… nakakatakot mahulog… at kapag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka.”

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When is Love Enough?

One can give all the meaning of love... It's relative.
But one can't dispute one's love against the other's experience.
Pieces of advice will settle it.

When do we say that enough is everything that settles the unfortunate of affection?
Should the person need to submit himself to bitter experience of break-up?
Should he hope for a second, third, or the nth of his demise relationship?

Who can tell but he, himself, right?

It's so funny that bright people become preposterous, i.e., dull, ridiculous, absurd, laughable (say it) when love kicks in.

I am guilty.

But I enjoyed it. Though, the worse of it was moving on. It really hurt especially when you give everything to the person without reserving a bit to yourself.
It's love. How can you contest that?
You can't really dictate your heart that enough for the love, that you're giving too much.
Would you not give your best to the person you love?
Do you love him if you won't do it?
Who says you should do it?
Do you really love him?
To what extent is your love?

These are like existential questions which anyone has opinion about and each is true, thus, incontestable.

But when is enough?

I don't know. I speak for myself.

I hoped...I prayed...I did everything to keep the relationship from faltering...

Can I say that it's enough?

I was exhausted...so worn out.

I don't know when I said it's enough. But I felt it.

It was all I need to change my life.

So do I know when one should say enough?

NO! Definitely, not.
It’s he, himself, who will discern when enough is everything.

Love is a worthwhile experience. Live with it. Make the most out of it. Just be prepare about falling out from it .

Why drag Yourself?!?

For the past 5 or 6 years of my life, I've been in a humdrum of relationships, hetero or homo-type.... ('got probably my sexual orientation, right?). Yeah, I'm bi! I'm not proud, not ashame nor disonored,though. It's life! Don't dare dictate what I want. Don't even think about morale because I'll do what I want..'don't care about what people say. I care most what I want only if no one get's hurt.

I know my life from the sprout.

Going back, my relationships are chapters of my life I'll always be proud of. Ups and downs...cliche! That's life. Touche.

There was one,though, which I really devoted all blood and sweat. Probably, my most loved partner...Err it! It's explicit!!! I love this person; all my time, i have given him my all, my everything beyond my practice. Nay, he has my life.

Never have I also engaged on any lascivious deeds of any sort. I am proud to mention this.

After a long-time bonding... the relationship fell apart....

It was the lowest of my lows.

I did everything to mend the relationship, but Alas!, all ended in despair.


♀♂


This is a short story of love affair...It may seem familiar; some might think it as a boring, mushy saga... Blame it to emotions! This is how I vent out my inner self.

What's the question?

What am I now?

I haven't really moved on. One would see me all face lit up. But deep within is a Janus-faced person who conceals sadness with smile...I, who always don't share anguish to anyone but I, myself. I who burdens myself with angst from the break-up.

Why can't I move on?

I know... I have loved him more than anything...more than myself...close to the love I have reserved for God..

Madness or obssession?

Real or reel?

NO!

This is real. Love is life and life is love. I just wasn't able to reserve love for myself. I bit my lips and swallow my pride for what I am dragging now and what I have hold on to as my very piece of advice.

True as they say that it's easy said than done. Why can't I learn from what I say and had before?

It saddens me that I can't even live up to my psyche.

Until when should I burden this pang of pain?

Support person..support group...? That's a good idea. I won't resort to that, though.

I want to go away.. I want to escape this... I'll be leaving the country.. .

That could be the best resort. But is it? I don't know. Who knows? If I'd be there, I can divert my all to my work just to realize my long-time dream of becoming an affluent individual by own sweat. Things might turn out favorably convenient to both parties or so...

No, i won't drag myself....

I live my heart where I have found and founded it....

I'll stay as who I am...



A single....